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[Age of War]

Age of war.... ok a LONG war!

Doo de doo.... I'm lookin around Newgrounds for a great game to play. Ooh! What's this shiny game? Age of war? Let me see.....

'Age of War' is an Awsome strategy game (with a capital Awsome). Right off the bat you start off in a war. But not just any war, a bunch of wars mish-mashed together, starting from the most primative: Cavemen. Then it eventually the war class grows and you get guns and armor, then cannons, lasers etc...

Your enemy is smart and quick, so you have to adapt to it's attacks and sometimes copy them. Money is a struggle at times when you're getting pummeled in the dirt because ' You wanted that cannon that had to cost 10,000 bucks'. Other times money is a breeze and you can spawn whatever you want. Big things (Tanks, cannons, turrets) may cost a pretty penny and you will get a light wallet after you purchace them, but believe me they WILL pay off. Except for ONE big thing that made me want to punch my moniter: The SuperSoldier, that expensive thing you get after the last class of war (costs a whopping $150,000). It took me forever to get it and when I did buy it, it died by my enimies turret defenses in a heartbeat. Shiny Toys aren't always fun.

It looks impressive for a 'defend your base' game and the animations are shweet. Smooth effects and the explosions are cool. But after about 15 minutes of playing it, it started lagging bad, with all of the on-screen action. It kept lagging to around 8 fps until I redused it to medium quality. No biggie now, ok graphics and a good fps, right..... uh..... no. A little bit longer it started lagging even worse and I had to put it on low. Well normally I dont complain at this. But when you see a soldier thats suppose to have a giant sword and instead you see a muck of pixles, it's not so shiny. But thats just a matter of computer power. But it's one of the only flash that has lagged on mine.

The final Age was epic and it took an estimated (and probably exagerated) 150 tanks and 300 soldiers. That means it is a 'HOLY FUCK THAT TOOK MAH FOREVAR!!!' game. But just when my enimy was defeted, I got the WORST ending ever: A screen of text that says " Congratulations, you won the war!" and a trumpet horn that goes 'Doo doo DOO!!!' and that's it. Completely not what I wanted. It made me feel a little mad because that's all I got for the hour I played this.

Music is a fresh, english violenist, battle song from the Audio Portal, but that's about it. It keeps looping. And the constant, lackluster sound of my + my enimy's lasers are still stuck in my head.
+Pros: Long, enveloping game. Wide range of things to choose from. Great effects. Extremely challenging.

-Cons: Lags (depending on computer). Bad ending. Extremely hard (same thing as challenging, but sometimes you gotta say 'Gimme a break!'. Some things cost more than they're worth.

Graphics- 9
Gameplay- 9
Sound- 7
Enteractivity- 10
Fun- 8
Unique- 8
Overall- 8

[Unreal Flash 2007]

Meh well, I've played better shooters.

Well, here I go.
Camera, glitchy and to spot on.
Animation, slow at times and uneven.
Graphics, Good art but some of the blood and effects arent.
Gameplay, LOADS of stuff to do, but it gets boring after the first few deathmatches.
Action, slow for a shooter, not enough 'HOLY FUCK, THAT DID NOT JUST DO THAT!'s
Well, of all the bad things I've said, it's still good.

[Stabika ep.2: Carnage]

Man!

I wish I will get this good at flash, damn! awsome adventure

TheMillz responds:

Well, we started from the bottom too. It's alot of work, but if your bored, I would recomend it. I mean, since we made some money (good money, too ) we can technically call ourselves "professional game designers" which feels pretty good if that's your sorta thing.

Thanks for playing, glad you liked adventure mode. If you havn't, check out episode 1 for more acrobatic adventure!

[g l o w]

bLEcH!

Im just going to tell yu right off the bat why this game got a 3 from me.

Grafix are laggy (No, its not me computer) and I dont know what/who I am.

Style and gameplay have me just not knowing what to do even if I read the instructions.

The song doesnt loop and its annoying after hearing the track twice.

No action.

And Its boring.

[Dress Link Up]

Faggot!

I love TLoZ but you just made it gay. VERY GAY!
Bitch.
Why is it gay?
Your dressing up a guy elf in clothes that have rainbows and stars on them.
Also the music is Zeldas lulliby, which is th love song ov Zelda.
And Your not dressing up a girl, (LIKE ZELDA, FORSAY?).

Your a faggot.
And the game sux.

[More Bloons]

Thus, I conclude to the word, "Bland".

Now, before you get all pissed at me for giving this a 5/10, let me tell you why I gave an uncommon score.

The grafix: At first, I had no idea who I was, and there is hardly anything moving.

The sound: No music (but its a puzzle game so it kinda helps you consentrate) and there is no sound when you beat a level. Infact the only sounds are popping baloons and some corny boing sounds.

The style: The Total consept on the levels and chain reactions were good, but I wish there was more moving stuff.

There was no violence, but you didnt need any, lol.

It was a point-click aiming control, and thats the best kind, but thats it.

It was the opposite of funny, it was frustrating.

Got to level 38 and got bored. Sorry. Actually Im not sorry, this game isn't good and I should feel good that I dont have to play it anymore.

[wpnFire]

It's.... it's a gift.... from interheaven.

Hoorah! This game is the best game out of every game I've played.
I first played this game at stickpage last year, then I beat it and got all cheats. Walkthroughs are for pussies. The friction cheat got me killed quite a few times, which is good because it's more challenging.
Stickmen have been my favorite thing since I saw unglued in '05, and this is the best yet since then. The blur and 'Sploshions are off tha fRigGen hook! Lots of bullets and lots of enemies to use them.

This game is a gift from the overviolent stick god of heaven's internet. Which is CramuspakkanipahZteven << Bunch of name put together. (Otherwise known as Crazy Jay, Master Samus, Spak, Tekkan, SnipahZ, Stone Steven.) Theres more, but I'm feeling bored reveiwing this and I'm trgger happy to kill zombies in survival mode.

If my ratings are not understood, I mean 5 out of 5 stars; 10 out of 10 smackers; 100 out of 100 points; FUCKIN SHEWEEET out of FUCKIN SHEWEET.
Pleaze, if you havn't played yet, WHY THE FIRETRUCK ARE YOU READING THIS AND NOT PLAYING??!!!!
Mmmm-hmm. Stickmen have never been better.

[Dad 'n Me]

Everthing is here.

Omg it is sooo funny to blow up ATVs with a basketball! I noticed the second time I played it that there were changes in charictars too! Like the chinese person with his WuTang hat, and the agent kid with the plunger gun. lol
Its very funny and cool because there are little groups of gangs and cults and sports players. Like the goth kids and the Cub Scouts. I like throwing the Cub scous into traffic and throwing a soccer ball at them, knocking them into traffic.
Its also funny because you can nock over kids sand castles and push them off swings.
There is only one problem. The ninja kids are harder than the gangsta boss.
But thats just picky. I love you Tom, Paladin, and Dustball.